i love when straight people try and give me dating advice as though we even exist in the same universe or that my ears are capable of hearing the low, guttural frequencies they utter
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im a goth girl on the inside. on the outside? a father figure
did you mean: jeb bush
Wow I sure as hell did
(lays back all sexy for u on the bed) (bangs my fuckign head on the headboard)
me whispering to my cat and pointing at a bug in my room: eat it
also me lifting my cat up toward the ceiling so he can reach a bug: get it